Caverswall Palace's Internet Site

The Caverswall Palace Internet Site is crammed full of loads and loads of useful information and resources for just about everybody, so much so that you may as well delete your bookmarks to Wikipedia and use this website instead. Listed below are all the sections that make up the awe-inspiring wonder that is Caverswall Palace. Select one of them, sit back and, five minutes later, get told that the page doesn't exist and then try another one instead. And, after that, E-mail me to complain!

Psychic Jim's Horoscopes

Caverswall Palace's resident astrologer gazes into yonder heavens to uncover the secrets of your future. You'll be amazed at the accuracy of his predictions! As well as finding out what the future holds, you can also find out what the past should have held by reading his predictions from the past!

Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves

Set in the Persian town of Ababrakhabakebab, this famous tale of good versus evil is retold with eloquance and style. Published by Caverswall Palace Publications, you can find out how to get your hands on the story here! Go there now!

Crappy Custard

We have delved into our archives and dug out this relic from Caverswall Palace's illustrious past. Freshly picked from the famous custard farms of Devon comes Crappy Custard. Learn about the legendary product, its brand of Cola, its theme park, Eurocrap, and facts about custard in general.

Caverswall

Caverswall Palace is so called because its CEO once hailed from a sleepy Staffordshire village known as Caverswall. This section pays homage to Caverswall Palace's namesake with information and news about the village and some stuff about its fictional castle.

Putting together a website of this quality, storing it on the World Wide Web and providing access to it for free doesn't come cheap. Fortunately, Caverswall Palace has a subsidiary company called Sultana Barbecue. Sultana Barbecue provide "educational" and "informative" websites, generating a small income which we can then squander invest on this site. More info and access to Sultana Barbecue and the sites it publishes are available below, just after this.

Sultana Barbecue

Sultana Barbecue are producers of some of the finest informational websites available on the Internet. This link will take you to Sultana Barbecue's own site, containing detailed information about its offerings and links to its resources. It's very shiny.

Bob the Alien's Tour of the Solar System

This is Sultana Barbecue's multi award-winning site about the solar system. Once described as an "audiovisual spacefest", the music that accompanied each page had to be removed to respect the rights of copyright holders. Which means that you can't hear their music now and possibly be tempted into buying it. It also can't be described as "audiovisual" due to missing the "audio" element. Oh well. Anyway, join Bob the Alien on an enthralling, enlightening, exciting and, um, educational voyage around the universe!

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